I love tumblr. I don’t have many followers so don’t get a lot of dashboard activity, but occasionally I will have a new follower and I’ll be so excited about my one new reader and then and then and then - I realize it’s a fake / spam account.
"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
You shut your filthy mouth! You shut it right now!!!!
Bone flower with vertebrae stem mounted under a glass dome. Although I plan to make a few more of these this was a custom order. To inquire about a custom order of your own contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Thank you, Captain Ron Johnson, for reminding everyone that good cops still exist.
No one forget his name. Ever.
“I’m fishing right now! This is what fishing looks like, I’m pretty sure,” she continued, cracking the thick leather fishing line like in that popular and heartwarming series of adventure movies about a wisecracking archaeologist who comically destroys countless important artifacts under the hilarious misapprehension that they belong in his museum rather than in the religious sites of the cultures that made them.
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
Just putting out there that bald eagles are no longer endangered! And are actually multiplying at a, well, fairly impressive rate - they are now categorized as “least concern.”
NICE GOIN’, STEVE.
what an important post.
I hope we [have a Marvel moving with a female lead] sooner rather than later. But we find ourselves in the very strange position of managing more franchises than most people have — which is a very, very good thing and we don’t take for granted, but is a challenging thing. You may notice from those release dates, we have three for 2017. And that’s because just the timing worked on what was sort of gearing up. But it does mean you have to put one franchise on hold for three or four years in order to introduce a new one? I don’t know. Those are the kinds of chess matches we’re playing right now.
When The Media Treats White Suspects And Killers Better Than Black Victicms.
via The Huffington Post.
What if sex work was seen as normal? She said it encourages rape by making men feel entitled to sex. Has being able to buy a piece of pie ever made you feel entitled to assault a waitress or smash a pie case to get a piece? No, this is all about her discomfort with other people having sex in ways she doesn’t approve of. But there’s no acceptable universe where her moral comfort is more important than other people’s safety.