The N3rdy Girl

Oct 19

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via razorbladesammich)

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

(via arachnomatic)

autisticcat:

queer-surfer:

Oh my god guys, I am actually doing this. I can’t believe it. Please, please, please signal boost the shit outta this. I have been homeless on the streets and couch-surfing for the past 4 years, since I was 18yrs old and my parents choose religion over their child. This is my fucking ticket to freedom, something I have been dreaming of since the first time I attempted to run away from the abuse.
I have poured every last ounce of hope I’ve got left in my reserves for this. I haven’t looked forward to something more than a month in the future in years. I never envisioned myself living past 25, but my god in this moment I hope I can live past 50. I just… fuck. I’m so excited. :3

hey go look at the stuff it looks gorgeous and could be great for stimming toys. i really want one of those bracelets now. because i obviously meed another stimming bracelet to add to the four i have right

autisticcat:

queer-surfer:

Oh my god guys, I am actually doing this. I can’t believe it. Please, please, please signal boost the shit outta this. I have been homeless on the streets and couch-surfing for the past 4 years, since I was 18yrs old and my parents choose religion over their child. This is my fucking ticket to freedom, something I have been dreaming of since the first time I attempted to run away from the abuse.

I have poured every last ounce of hope I’ve got left in my reserves for this. I haven’t looked forward to something more than a month in the future in years. I never envisioned myself living past 25, but my god in this moment I hope I can live past 50. I just… fuck. I’m so excited. :3

hey go look at the stuff it looks gorgeous and could be great for stimming toys. i really want one of those bracelets now. because i obviously meed another stimming bracelet to add to the four i have right

(via arachnomatic)

Oct 18

Some post-patch borking is good for a laugh. Tuesday night I was leveling with a guildie who asked me if I was having lag issues, because he said my toon had been stuck casting. Confused, I informed him that my toon was doing no such thing. We went back and forth a bit with him insisting I was still casting. I emoted /sleep because I naively assumed this would prove I was right, and, ah, this was the screencap he grabbed:

That’s right. My priest is so damn good she can cast in her sleep.

Oct 17

koobaxion:

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

(via morecolorfulmetaphors)

lotolle:

advocacyjourno:

Reversal time! How would you feel if male superheroes looked like female superheroes?

Can I just…is Captain America wearing anything at all?

lotolle:

advocacyjourno:

Reversal time! How would you feel if male superheroes looked like female superheroes?

Can I just…is Captain America wearing anything at all?

(via geekyjessica)

Game Design Is Always Political I'm Not Even Exaggerating Here -

overthinkingvideogames:

On politics in videogames.

(via s-speakeasy)

Oct 15

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

(via holmesdetective)

totalhunk:

missvoltairine:

I PROMISE you that every single depressed person has been told to exercise already, you are never ever ever going to be the first person to suggest that to any depressed person ever.

i started working out to feel less sad, but it just made me sad with great forearms

(via geekyjessica)

Oct 14

The calm before the storm…

The calm before the storm…

(Source: spacenaftalina, via ashleynichol)

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

someone pls make this into a web series or comic or something asap

(via castielific)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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(Source: iraffiruse, via the-wifi-is-down)

Oct 13

meowstiic:

not what i came here for but im not about to leave

Nothing will ever top the 10K word romantic fic about the forbidden love between the brother & sister from the creepy Folgers coffee commercial.

meowstiic:

not what i came here for but im not about to leave

Nothing will ever top the 10K word romantic fic about the forbidden love between the brother & sister from the creepy Folgers coffee commercial.

(Source: myloish, via the-wifi-is-down)