Sooooo I tried that “I Write Like” thingy several times with blog posts, and it kept going back and forth between Cory Doctorow and H.P. Lovecraft. Cool enough.
Then I pasted in the first chapter of an erotica novella I’m working on and I got bitchslapped with this little gem:
Welp back to the drawing board.
(Source: breathingsboring, via breathingsboring)
Good to see that a proper sequel to Dumb and Dumber is in the works.
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
i think that teenagers being aware of social issues like trans* people and slut shaming and rape culture and misogyny and racism because of a dumb blogging website called tumblr shows that if the medias and politicians explained and showed those things, people would actually start to understand them and stop being close minded assholes
This is a grade A post.
OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING
I CAN’T BREATHE. WE ARE LOOKING AT SMAUG, THE BAD ASS DRAGON. EVERY TIME I SEE SMAUG I’M GOING TO SEE THIS.
1. if this was indeed Benedict, filming Smaug, then he would be in a motion capture suit (Hobbit vlog screencaps), and not a green suit! After all: we want to see him, not NOT see him
2. the picture is from 2011, showing John Starr- here is a second onewebsite with pictures here
3. right click - “search google with this image” - look for the oldest date and a NOT-Tumblr post - save yourself a whole lot of grief
Plus, Benny got pretty ripped in preparation for Star Trek. The guy in the green suit is on the skinny side.