*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show
So Yahoo & Facebook both want to buy Tumblr. Hm, time to go dig up my login info for Pinterest.
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
American Shows: ok we're going to show you this pilot... oh ok you like the pilot? That's good, have 20 more episodes. And a subsequent 9 seasons. And the transcripts and deleted scenes and plenty of interviews with the cast. Oh also here's the gag reel, enjoy!
British Shows: Here's four episodes you fuckers, come back in two years and we might have some more done if we can be arsed. If you're lucky.
The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured...– John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via loveyourchaos) and much more can be criticized… but lets leave it at that for the moment… (via jacosorio)
toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
daftwithoneshoe: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeen theeeeeeeeeeeeee moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s a It took me a minute to get this one, lol.
basedgodniall: when you spell restaurant right on the first try I’m 27 and it hasn’t happened yet, but a girl can dream.
thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.