I could not love this tweet more!!
Don’t rape > Don’t get raped
The picture above is of a mushroom thats thought to be a specimen of Clathrus archeri right before its fingers open up. It closely resembles a hand coming out of the ground. It even has the remnants of its tattered sleeves attached to the wrist.
that is not a dog that is the continent of australia
clifford went through a goth phase
CLIFFORD WENT THROUGH A GOTH PHASE
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
i will always reblog this
kevin feige:: believe me, i'd like for black panther and captain marvel to get movies, really i would
kevin feige:: but what can i do
kevin feige:: i'm just the marvel studios president of production
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger